matilda-'s Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why didn't I think of this before? If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that. Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat like crazy. I could deal with that, too. If you're a bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that. If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that. If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat. Yep..... I wanna be a bear. 12:02 - Friday, Jul. 05, 2002 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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